Ferrets, and other pets for try-hard pricks

THINK cats and dogs are too pedestrian to match your fascinating personality? Get one of these animals to demonstrate just how insufferable you are.

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Arsehole who's really nice worse than just an arsehole, everyone agrees

ANNOYING but genuinely nice people are far more irritating than those who are simply total dickheads, it has been confirmed.

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