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Financially pressured millennial can only afford to cover entire body in tattoos

A MILLENNIAL unable to afford a car or house deposit is barely able to cover the cost of his all-over ink, he has confirmed. 

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How to turn any conversation to 'Vote Reform!': a guide for arsehole uncles this Christmas

UNCLE? Aged 50 or above? Then Christmas is nothing more than an opportunity to win Nigel Farage the next election. This is how to hijack every topic: 

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