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First in at Glastonbury enjoying some pretty sweet bogs

THE first arrivals at Glastonbury are shitting with barely a tremor of revulsion, they have gleefully confirmed. 

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Trump to swear through rest of f**king presidency

PRESIDENT f**king Trump is to call an asshole a motherf**king asshole through his remaining years in the bastard White House, he has confirmed.

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