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Fishing without a licence, and other petty but cool entries in your criminal record

DO you feel a minor conviction might give you some much-need street cred? Get yourself nabbed for one of these misdemeanours:

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'In this new fake relationship, I have finally found real fake happiness'

TOM Cruise has announced that his new fake love with Ana de Armas is the truest fake love he has ever known, and he hopes they will pretend to be together forever. 

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