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Five geek accessories that let's face it, have been used as sex toys

IN happier times geeks could uniformly be considered unattractive, friendless virgins, but in these post-internet days fandoms have got sexy with these objects: 

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Man now exclusively drinking on work nights

A MAN has maximised his drinking efficiency by sticking strictly to Monday-Thursday, leaving his weekends free for more rewarding pursuits. 

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