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Five gestures of affection that really mean your cat hates you

ARE you the type of sap who believes your cat brings in dead birds as a ‘gift’? Find out what other signs of love actually mean it thinks you’re a wanker.

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Richard Curtis to make unbearably smug middle-class Covid film

RICHARD Curtis has announced he is making Covid Actually, a film where posh, entitled people bumble their way charmingly through the pandemic.

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