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Five places to socialise the middle-classes haven't discovered and ruined yet

THERE are vanishingly few places left to meet that don’t serve chai and falafel. Savour these while you can:

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Teenager stops hating parents for long enough to ask them for money

A TEENAGER has reluctantly ceased loathing his parents for long enough to demand they buy him something.

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