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Five reasons nobody except knobheads make telephone calls anymore

TELEPHONE calls are rarely made by anyone except annoying twerps these days, and for good reason. Here’s why.

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Estate agents still not vile enough to put Britain off buying houses

BEING condescended to and looked down upon by estate agents is still insufficiently demeaning to stop people buying houses, it has emerged.

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