Five shit things you didn’t expect would happen in your 40s

DID you stupidly think you’d be happy and sorted by the time you got to middle age? Here are some unpleasant realities you weren’t expecting.

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Married couple who spontaneously had sex still reeling

A MARRIED couple who spontaneously had sex with each other cannot get over the shock.

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