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Five things every mum wants for Mother's Day: A guide for shit sons

ARE you a terrible, inconsiderate son who doesn’t know what to get his mum for Mother’s Day? Try these safe gifts.

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Lost Doctor Who episodes include that time he wanked off a Dalek

THE two lost Doctor Who episodes now recovered include a scene where the protagonist gives a Dalek hand relief, the BBC has confirmed.

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