Five ways to be a twat at a petrol station

DO you see filling up with petrol as a challenge to piss off other customers? Here are some practical ways to be a forecourt f**kwit.

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Impromptu road trips, and other acts of spontaneous fun that are always a disaster

THINKING about having some carefree, spontaneous fun, just like in the movies? Try these activities and prepare for them to go tits-up. 

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