F**k: first flush of friend's toilet wasn’t enough

PANIC is rising as you will be forced to flush a toilet in someone else’s home for a second time, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

They wouldn't let me queue-jump even though I have anxiety: A Gen-Z recounts the distress of attending a gig

GRACE Wood-Morris, a 17-year-old who attended a pretty average pop concert, tells the story as if it was her very own Battle of the Somme: 

Checking article access…