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Fresher has already met annoying twat he'll struggle to shake for three years

AN 18-year-old beginning his second week at university has already found the person who he will be desperate to avoid all the way until graduation. 

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Six things empty nest couples have completely forgotten how to do

AFTER an 18-year wait the kids have gone to university, the house is empty, and the two of you are wondering what you used to do with all these hours. Was it this kind of thing? 

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