Friend can remember your grebo phase

YOUR friend remembers that you used to have long greasy hair and listened to Ned’s Atomic Dustbin and has the photos to prove it.

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Russian not sure if he'll even vote because 'they're all the bloody same'

A RUSSIAN man has admitted he does not see the point of voting in the presidential election because it never makes a difference anyway.

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