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Friends in race to fatten up slimmer

A WOMAN who recently lost weight is now the subject of a race by her female friends to put it back on her as quickly as possible. 

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Is this email spam, or is Elon Musk offering you sperm to have his children?

IS this a spam email, or is it a genuine offer from Elon Musk to send you frozen sperm to birth yet more of his legion of children? You decide!

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