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Friends who always cancel don't like you

FRIENDS who always cancel plans to go out do not like you and are not your friends, research has found.

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The age verification form you'll have to fill in for porn: A preview

FROM July you’ll have to verify your age to view internet porn. Here is a leaked draft of the questions you’ll be asked to prove you’re a responsible masturbator over the age of 18.

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