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Godparent assuming he's not really going to have to do anything

A MAN thoughtfully chosen as a stand-in parent is confident it is all a totally meaningless gesture.

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Enforcement officers fine man £250 for shedding skin cells

COUNCIL enforcement officers have fined a man £250 for ‘openly and wantonly’ shedding skin cells in a lay-by.

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