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'Going somewhere?' voted last thing hostages want to hear after finally chewing through ropes

‘GOING somewhere?’ has been voted the last thing a hostage wants to hear after they have finally managed to chew through the rope that has held them captive for eight weeks.

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The five habits of highly effective time-wasters

DICKING around does not just happen – you have to know your stuff. Here’s a five point guide to wasting time like a champion.

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