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Grandmother doing whatever the f**k she wants 


A GRANDMOTHER has confirmed that she has reached an age where socially accepted standards of behaviour no longer apply to her.

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Why I wish I’d listened to that careers advisor, by Theresa May

WHEN I told the school career’s advisor I’d like to be prime minister, they laughed and said I was more suited to being an undertaker. How I wish I had done that instead.

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