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Grinding your own coffee beans and other signs you are turning into the worst kind of ponce

DO you have a sneaking suspicion you’ve taken up the kind of activity that only annoying wankers do? Here are some that you definitely should be avoiding.

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Five types of twat who are never off the telly

THERE are some types of twat who appear on every panel game, discussion programme or reality show going. Here are five offenders you’ll definitely recognise.

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