Hair grows everywhere on man except head

A MAN is dismayed that hair is sprouting from every orifice and inch of his body except the one place he wants it to. 

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Owen Paterson keeping his other jobs

OWEN Paterson has resigned his position as an MP while keeping the job he got in trouble for that earned him half-a-million pounds. 

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