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Hard nut only using SPF30

A PROPER hard case is braving the sun with only a small smear of low-strength protective cream.

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Six supposedly safe seats the Tories will hilariously lose in a fortnight

NEW polling suggests the Conservatives could lose up to 300 seats, including these long-standing enclaves of delusional loathing:

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