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Having a wank and other things it is now okay to do

WITH the mourning period officially over, a normal life of self-abuse can resume. You are now cleared to do these things: 

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A day that made everyone bemused to be British

YESTERDAY was a day unique in our recent history. A day that cannot be matched. A day that saw the whole nation bemused to be British. 

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