'Hiya!' and five other unbearable ways to greet someone

SEEN an old friend in the street? Spotted your cousin at the bus stop? Here’s six ways to alienate them from the get-go: 

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Six shite 80s toys that would sicken today's kids

AS children play on Nintendo Switches as if it is nothing, their parents seethe with resentment as they remember crap toys like these: 

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