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Hourglass flaunting its curves

AN old-fashioned time piece is shamelessly showing off its incredibly sexy, curvaceous figure for all to see.

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We were Russian agents all along, admit your Brexiter parents

YOUR elderly parents have admitted they only voted for Brexit because they have been in the pay of Russia for 40 years, and your real surname is Denisovich. 

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