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How are you interpreting rules for your own benefit?

RULES needn’t be a hassle if, like Dominic Cummings, you use your ingenuity. Here’s how to interpret them in a way that’s right for you.

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Man realises only his crap friends live nearby

A MAN has realised that only the crap friends he never talks to anyway live near enough to visit safely.

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