How are you lying about life being better after 40?

WHEN you reach your 40s it’s customary to desperately cling to the idea that it’s good being old. So how are you kidding yourself?

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'Definitely going for a run tomorrow' enters fifth year

A MAN who has been promising to “go for a run tomorrow” for five years definitely means it this time.

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