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How the big, beautiful UK holiday I'm making you have this summer will be history's greatest, by Donald Trump

BRITAIN? Nowhere better for a holiday, if they’d get rid of those goddamn windmills. And thanks to me beating Iran, you’ll have the greatest UK break. Here’s how: 

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Man wants to be teenager in mid-90s when he grows up

A MAN wants to be in the prime of his youth in an era he has intense nostalgia for as he gets older, he has revealed.

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