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How to beat the January blues with fresh new ways to wank

NEW hobbies, sports and joining bloody book clubs are proposed as cures for the January blues, but what about an innovative new approach to self-pleasuring? Give these a go:  

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How to voice your wife's complaints as if they were your own, with Brooklyn Peltz Beckham

LIKE many men, I am expert in hearing what my wife says and later, without consultation, voicing all her views as if they were always and forever mine own. Here’s how: 

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