How to cope with an annoying bastard having a banging sex life in a shared house

LIVING with a flatmate who goes at it night and day? Here’s how to cope with the annoyance and envy of them constantly getting some:

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Man relieved home repair needs professional tradesperson

A MAN has quietly said ‘Thank f**k’ to himself after an expert was called in to fix a problem which was slightly too difficult for him to attempt.

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