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How to endure your partner being a morning person

INSTEAD of being dragged from slumber with a grudge against the world, does your partner leap peppily and unbearably from the bed? Here’s how to handle it: 

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We ask you: What jacked-up price are you most excited to pay at the US World Cup?

THIS summer’s World Cup in America is charging $100 for a train, $225 for a parking spot and $40 for a soda pop. What profiteering are you buzzing for? 

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