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How to enjoy the Jubilee bank holiday if you don't give a f**k about the Queen

WONDERING what to do today if you do not care about the Queen? Enjoy the bank holiday like a normal person with these tips.

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Admiring your own lawn, and other middle aged warning signs

LIFE is funny. One minute, you’re young and carefree, the next you’re old. So how can you see middle age coming and avoid getting caught off-guard? Look for these warning signs.  

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