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How to maintain your bigoted views in retirement

IT can be a challenge to navigate the transition to retirement while remaining militantly bigoted. Stay an intolerant prick in the twilight years with these tips:

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Thank f**k for that, says UK public at news a royal wedding was held in secret

THE UK public are relieved they did not have to rejoice or put up bunting because a posh, rich couple got married.

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