How to never stick to any of your brilliant new plans

WHETHER you’re going on a diet, taking up a new sport or just trying to wake up earlier, here’s your foolproof guide to not sticking to any of it.

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May sparks up massive spliff and puts on Buffy box set from start

HAVING secured an extra six months to sort out Brexit, Theresa May is celebrating with a big spliff and a proper rewatch of Buffy.

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