How to pretend everyone loves your dog as much as you do

YOUR boisterous, irrepressible dog is fun and full of character. Everyone you meet definitely feels the same way, so it’s fine to do the following: 

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Ticking wrong box means man forced to be gay in new job

A MAN who accidentally ticked a box saying he was gay on his equalities form now feels compelled to go along with it, to be an ally. 

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