How to pretend today's torrential rain isn't ruining your British holiday

THE British summer often means a month’s rain in a day, but how will you claim it isn’t making your British break a nightmare? Try these tips.

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A-Level student wins first choice of average university and piss-easy course

AN A-Level student is celebrating getting the grades to go to a low-level university and do a course that will mean he can stay in bed most days.

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