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How to pretend you're not shitting yourself in the supermarket

DOES every trip to the supermarket to buy essentials fill you with terror? Here’s how to pretend you have nerves of steel.

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Man snaps up Morrisons delivery slot in December 2021

A MAN has booked a Morrisons home delivery which should arrive late next year.

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