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How to run your Dungeons & Dragons fairy porn campaign

ARE you playing dungeon master for busy working mums who just want to escape from it all and shag a centaur? Include these key points: 

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The six arsehole parents at your child's nativity play

ATTENDING your child’s nativity play, even though he’s a mere shepherd for the second year running? Distract yourself with fury at these twats: 

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