How to shop even more cheaply at your scummy budget supermarket, by a Tory minister

By junior environment minister Nathan Muir 

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Drinking at lunchtime: The dream versus the reality

ARE you tempted to have a lunchtime drink like some sort of effortlessly cool continental? Here’s how reality will shit on your dreams of sophistication.

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