How turning 50 will sneak up on you like a bastard

ARE you worryingly close to the age of 50? Here’s how you’ll suddenly realise you’re really quite old.

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Man bragging about 10lb baby like it was his achievement

A MAN whose partner has just given birth to a whopping 10lb baby is boasting about it like it was a huge personal achievement.

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