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I don't know why girls dislike me, says woman who knows she's hot

A WOMAN who knows she is attractive has declared that she simply does not get why other women dislike her.

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Nigel Farage, and other twats single people can't believe are getting a shag

NIGEL Farage is in a relationship with right-wing French activist Laure Ferrari, so how come you’re single but twats all have partners? Here are some that prove there’s no justice in life.

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