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I have cured my electric car's homosexuality, by a right-wing motorist

WHEN my wife insisted on buying an electric car I said ‘yes’. Not because I’m an emasculated cuck, though. Because bothering to argue with a woman is what a Beta would do.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's guide to twee, wellness-focused sex

GWYNETH Paltrow has been droning on about the sex scenes in her new film, but what is actual sex with wellness guru Gwynnie like? Here are her bedroom tips. 

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