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I was a better person before I lost my hair, claims man

A MAN has explained to colleagues that he is only a bitter, vengeful, petty tyrant because he went bald aged 30. 

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Kate Middleton urgently announces she might be pregnant

THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed she might be pregnant.

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