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I'll watch anything, says girlfriend who won't

A WOMAN who claims she is happy to watch any TV show or film is only open to doing so until offered options, it has emerged. 

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Is the government in meltdown? Let's consult the Trussometer

IS Starmer’s government in irretrievable Chernobyl-style meltdown, leaving Britain uninhabitable for decades, or is this a minor kerfuffle? Let’s consult the Trussometer!

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