'I'm a man who's into lesbians. Not real ones obviously'

By Tom Logan, 38-year-old air conditioning fitter and staunch queer ally

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Andrew punished by becoming a regular shitmuncher like you

PRINCE Andrew has been punished for his crimes and lies by being reduced to the state of being just a regular nobody just like you. 

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