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I'm a selfish idiot who got a lockdown pet: what the f**k do I do with it now?

ARE you a twat whose comforting lockdown animal companion is proving an inconvenience now life’s back to normal? Here’s how to get rid: 

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Shit car accessories through the decades

IF YOU had a car in the last 40 years, you bought this shit and believed it a good idea: 

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