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Is your wanking ratio normal for your age?

STILL spanking one out at 50? Concerned the frequency of your solo self-abuse is not age appropriate? Our quiz will tell you whether to throttle back or push ever onwards: 

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We ask you: how are you preparing your 12-year-old to vote in the next general election?

LABOUR’S voting age change means today’s 12-year-olds will vote in the next election. How are you readying them for their civic responsibilities? 

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