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It's your birthday, and the other tragic reasons people go bowling

KNOCKING over skittles while wearing silly shoes is a uniquely depressing activity reserved for the most tragic occasions. Including these.

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All male actors amazingly keep their hair

BARELY a single male actor or movie star has suffered male pattern baldness in decades, it has emerged.

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