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Kids a bit like dogs, admits honest parent

A FATHER-OF-TWO who is unafraid to tell the truth has said that having children is a lot like having a dog. 

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The Cotswolds, and other peculiar masturbatory fantasies of Daily Mail readers

THE Mail has assured its readers the Cotswolds is a hotbed of swinging, like in Jilly Cooper’s Rivals. Hardly not the only thing sexually frustrated Mail readers get off on: 

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