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Kids wait in car with pop and crisps while parents get pissed in mate's garden

CHILDREN have been ordered to wait in the car with fizzy drinks and crisps so that barbecues do not exceed the six person limit. 

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The government's lockdown sex rules, explained

THE government has issued clarification who is allowed to have sex with who, where, and when. Read on: 

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